How To Deface and Devalue a Corvette - 1

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Capture Date: Sep. 9, 2007
City: Guelph (ON)

I have nothing positive to say about this spotting.  I almost wanted to vomit when I saw this.  I wonder if the person was having a bad acid trip when they though up this design of vomit.



46 comments about How To Deface and Devalue a Corvette

avatar Vinay 3:07pm Friday December 07, 2007
 
That is truly unbelievable
 
avatar Erik 3:14pm Friday December 07, 2007
 
It's like a Corvette and a Carnival had a bastard child.
 
avatar emor8t 11:00am Saturday December 08, 2007
 
That's just disgusting.
 
avatar vrider1946 7:16pm Sunday December 09, 2007
 
I own a 77 Corvette which I bought new in late fall 1976. I would never do anything like what has been done here.
 
avatar Vinay 9:38pm Sunday December 09, 2007
 

Thats amazing that you have had that car for 30 years...

 
avatar Blitzen 2:40pm Tuesday December 11, 2007
 
I wonder if the hood ornaments make it go fast....
 
avatar squidster 10:39pm Tuesday December 11, 2007
 
I absolutely can't believe someone thought that was a good enough idea to waste that car on. I actually felt sick to my stomach clicking through those photos
 
avatar rocketvoid 9:23pm Thursday December 20, 2007
 
Ru FKM?
 
avatar zambo 10:10am Friday December 21, 2007
 
Maybe Tom Green played a joke on him?
 
avatar WhipDaddy 12:30pm Saturday December 22, 2007
 
Featured on Autoblog: So Wrong: C3 Vette defaced, devalued, destroyed
 
avatar rohan10 2:45pm Wednesday January 02, 2008
 
..oh guelph...
 
avatar huuuh 7:50pm Saturday May 10, 2008
 
i have a 94 subaru that is a piece of crap but i'd rather be seen in it than that piece of shit
 
avatar Vinay 8:00pm Sunday May 11, 2008
 
I'd definitely rather be in a 94 subaru with no windows and bullet holes that's stolen than this crazy wacked out Corvette.
 
avatar sukkavette 10:37am Tuesday June 10, 2008
 
on the bright side you never have to worry about theft or losing your vette in the supermarket :)
 
avatar jojo 5:56pm Tuesday August 26, 2008
 
while everyone is busy vomiting I´m left alone admiring the beautiful design of this car. smaken är som baken, delad.
 
avatar zeeohsix 1:06am Sunday October 19, 2008
 
Whoever would even fathom doing this to such a beautiful car is f@$%ed up in the head. It looks worse than the one in "Corvette Summer".
 
avatar j_rossdale 8:42pm Monday November 24, 2008
 
At least it looks like this car's disease is curable with a visit to the local body shop/hospital.
 
avatar jp_harisson 8:46pm Monday November 24, 2008
 
nothing to worry about here. Good taste is always a personal call so I'll just not comment on that...
 
avatar car_grim 8:49pm Monday November 24, 2008
 
When I saw this story, I instantly thought of Corvette Summer. Frankly, I'd have to place this Vette above the Corvette Summer one in the worst Vette list. At least the CS one had mods to make it look more aggressive. Aggressive like a pimp, sure, but the one here in AB just looks sad.
 
avatar jwdundon 11:31am Thursday December 11, 2008
 
I wonder what the painter said, when the owner said I want it to look like: "a bat-mobile on acid". I personally paint American Muscle Cars and if I was asked to do that, my reply: “not for all the tee in Boson Bay”! --Looks like a musician's car? After all who else would do such a thing? "Modern artist that has the paint skills of a 5 year old? --
 
avatar vetteguy 4:09pm Friday February 13, 2009
 
ATTN ALL READERS! I am a proud owner of a '78 corvette and I was born and raised in Guelph. Because of this man, I left Guelph and took my corvette with me! I know this car and its owner(not personally, just seen him around town). Unfortunately, this is not his first attempt at defacing such a car! He has done this to other vehicles that now belong on Misfit Island. This is a majority of TAPE! Yep, TAPE! I have seen this car up close, and it is all TAPE! I will say it once more, F#@KING TAPE! This is all. Thanks.
 
avatar C-rud 12:21pm Saturday March 14, 2009
 
I hate this so much. This is much worse than a bastard child, more like an incest, hillbilly homo car. wtf! why the hell did this happen?!
 
avatar Vette'73' 9:27pm Monday April 13, 2009
 
Im a 27 year old from england. I saw my first corvette when i was around 12. It was blood red and i thought it was the most amazing thing id ever seen. Been in love ever since. At the moment i dont own one as they're very expensive to buy over here and at my age the insurance would kill my bank account. But I love them a lot. But what the hell was this guy thinking? I hope the owner will read these comments and have a real deep think. Revert the car to a normal and spend future money on design school for christ sake!!!
 
avatar Vette'73' 9:29pm Monday April 13, 2009
 
Oh and one more thing! Those red stripes on the left front wing belong on the 1996 grand sport you tit!
 
avatar rsandberg 5:22pm Monday May 04, 2009
 
He must've lost a bet.
 
avatar elisestar 5:25pm Sunday June 14, 2009
 
you are on f#****# crack its a nice car its not his/her fault that the painter is on crysal meth its a nice looking car
 
avatar Vetteman 12:10pm Wednesday July 01, 2009
 
Someone needs to run that guy over with that car and then repaint it...
 
avatar coljackblazer 7:34pm Friday July 24, 2009
 
Sorry, that was just wrong. At least the Corvette Summer car had the distinction of having been wrecked first
 
avatar vettegeker 11:20pm Saturday August 01, 2009
 
The Corvette Gods have come to the rescue. This lovely rendition of someones personal taste has met it's end. Apparently it was parked next to a garage that caught fire. Needless to say it was badly burned along the passengers side and the car ended up at Kens Corvette Parts In the KW Ontario area and was chopped up for parts.
 
avatar stulld 6:19pm Sunday August 02, 2009
 
wow! ho w could anyone do this to a car.. even though its an older corvette i love corvettes.. the persin that did this to their car needs to realize thtat ppl are not gunna be looking at yur car in amazement they will be looking at your car in discust ..
 
avatar stewyg2 2:46am Thursday September 24, 2009
 
wow whoever owns this must be pretty f*%ked up look at that crazy piece of sh#t
 
avatar levispell 8:11pm Thursday October 01, 2009
 
This corvette is like something that would see coming out as a hot wheel and that's just plain wrong anyways. This guy just needs to run this off a cliff or get some better taste.
 
avatar jay1977 2:09pm Friday October 30, 2009
 
you should have seen the kcar he had before this vette. We call him "Pinner"
 
avatar 2cadz 8:56pm Monday November 09, 2009
 
Looks like something Pat Boone would drive!
 
avatar ceeesdee 3:49am Tuesday December 22, 2009
 
i think it's awesome!! step outside the boring square box the rest of you live in...
 
avatar neko1962 2:09am Monday January 25, 2010
 
I have a '79. That car pictured isn't awesome and you don't have a vette I am sure of that. Use your head before you type. But............the car is interesting, and 'saved' from the junk heap. Actually looks 'cleaner' than allot of 70's vettes i have seen. He has bad taste but he has taste nevertheless.
 
avatar JamesAsh 6:03am Monday April 26, 2010
 
My eyes!!!!
 
avatar torontoexotics 2:46pm Monday November 22, 2010
 
i'm gonna repaint that car with the owner's blood!
 
avatar x 8:48am Thursday December 30, 2010
 
either way this car made a lot of you have a reaction - i believe that is what the owner wanted & he had the time to do this - I say the owner of this is a winner on levels most of you will never comprehend... maybe just not in the automotive realm.
 
avatar WhipDaddy 10:56am Thursday December 30, 2010
 
The same reaction could have been accomplished by severing a head of big elk or moose and mounting it with xmas lights on the roof of this vette ;) Thankfully for animals this owner decided to utilize what he could find at a dollar store to make his mark!
 
avatar LadyG 8:05pm Monday January 17, 2011
 
looks like a zipper in the middle.
 
avatar CrazyDave 8:22pm Monday January 17, 2011
 
It was actually a crack in the middle.. hehe Anyway, was this vehicle used in a movie? Im not really sure, it's quite blurry in the mind. Anyway have you seen rolls of blue moog leaf spring plate bushing? I thought this machine have all under its skin colored blue.
 
avatar LogiTech 8:23pm Monday January 17, 2011
 
I was thinking of the shark boy and the lava girl.. Was that it?
 
avatar CrazyDave 8:25pm Monday January 17, 2011
 
That must be it.. But no! liitle rascals, maybe?
 
avatar LadyG 8:27pm Monday January 17, 2011
 
I remember that movie! ^^,
 
avatar eman8888 6:33pm Tuesday June 07, 2011
 
look at that piece of crap.
 
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